our worst first dates ever w/ macy ninness

hey daughters! 🫧 wanna hear some crazy dating stories… yes please!! this week we have my childhood friend, macy ninness, on the show to discuss our most insane dating stories and a couple of yours too. we go on so many funny tangents about the wild world of first dates and situationships - it’s actually insane the scenarios men put us in on a casual friday evening for absolutely no reason. from panic attacks mid movie to a guy literally falling asleep naked on the toilet we truly cover it all! macy is the coolest dating correspondent a girl could ask for!! enjoy! follow macy ninness on tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@macyninness follow Eldest Daughter Podcast: https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ 0:00 – intro 0:20 – hi it's Macy, we've known each other since we were 13 0:55 – where do you fall in the birth order? 3:08 – our nieces came and took everything from us 8:20 – gen alpha thinks 2017 was a golden era and they're right 9:46 – the hair crimes: locks of love, 450 degrees, and the slick back that took our edges 13:48 – your sister is your biggest supporter and your biggest op 16:12 – "you look like a middle school boy who plays drums in his garage" ...thank you 18:22 – red hair, microbangs, and the two years I tried being a brunette 22:38 – dolly 25:35 – nobody listens to women between 50 and 70 29:19 – free bleeding, period diapers, and the tampon you're not allowed to carry 31:18 – if men had periods they would not last one day 31:47 – okay. dating stories. let's get into it. 33:27 – COUCH GUY: he does not sleep in a bed 41:13 – negging, bruised egos, and the biggest ick there is 42:47 – my first date with my husband was a catastrophe 45:27 – he took me to see Annabelle. he did not ask. 47:35 – "do you want me to pay for you?" 49:11 – the panic attack 51:32 – the 11am phone call and the rejection 53:41 – our freshman seminar was called Pros and Cons of Marxism 55:47 – a healthy amount of yearning 57:32 – nobody meets in real life anymore 1:01:36 – he drove me home and then I found him asleep on the toilet 1:05:26 – a girl I don't know hard launched my situationship 1:10:54 – can a situationship ever actually become a relationship 1:15:54 – a daughter wrote in: the juice bar incident 1:19:57 – a daughter wrote in: accidental polyamory 1:21:31 – can you have friends of the opposite sex? a debate. 1:24:20 – sans Sophie 1:30:05 – what actually changes when you get married 1:32:08 – being the single friend when everyone is coupled up 1:35:06 – a daughter wrote in: "what kind of women would you date?" 1:37:00 – the themed coffee shop tangent 1:41:04 – a daughter wrote in: this one isn't funny 1:42:13 – how men talk about their exes on a first date 1:44:43 – Shania Twain and the great husband swap 1:46:56 – send us more stories, we are begging 1:47:38 – she has a date on Friday (they met at an estate sale) 1:49:26 – bye daughters ✨