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I PEED IN MAYA ANGELOU'S MEMORIAL CLASS | MORE EMBARRASSING STORIES — Eldest Daughter Podcast

i peed in maya angelou's memorial class | more embarrassing stories

May 25, 2026·1h 15m·ep. 16

what we talk about in this episode

Hey Daughters, Nick and I are back with more embarrassing childhood stories. And yes - he's still gay (his words, not mine). I'll be honest, this episode's even better than the last. From your mom walking in on you masturbating to being born on 9/11, the daughters really served with these cringey childhood stories. As always, enjoy! Watch us react to more of your write-ins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzIpzn46jeI Follow Nick Bettuzzi: https://www.instagram.com/nickkbettuzzi/ Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ 0:00 – Welcome Back, Daughters: Embarrassing Stories Part 2 0:33 – Two Weeks in a Wet Bunk (+ Nick’s Famous Pee Detector) 3:12 – Bailyn's Body Central Flood: The Zebra Skirt Trip Gone Wrong 8:51 – She Peed Herself Honoring Maya Angelou (We're So Sorry) 16:54 – Mom Walked In On the Build-A-Bear. Then They Went to Target. 21:48 – Tangent: Bailyn's Lana Del Rey Highway Confessional 23:13 – The Great Webkins Heist (Peer-Pressured Into Robbery) 24:42 – Bailyn's Mean Girl Era: The Fake Car Crash Text 27:43 – Nick's Webkins Piracy Ring: Robin Hood of the Mall 30:34 – Her Birthday's on 9/11 (Blame Al-Qaeda, Not Her) 32:19 – She Proposed at Age 4. He Unfollowed Her Years Later. 34:25 – Bailyn's Straight-A Meltdowns: Anything Below a 93 39:08 – She Had to Teach Her Mom How to Say "Puma" 41:00 – Jealous of the Kid in the Wheelchair, So Off the Swing Set She Went 44:50 – Tangent: Proactiv, Cystic Acne & Bailyn's Senior-Year Glow-Up 47:46 – Allie's Fingers Stuck in a Ring Sizer (Cut Out by Hot Firemen) 52:58 – Face-Plant in Borrowed Birkenstocks (The Whole Gym Heard It) 1:00:08 – Nick Brought the House Down: The 6th Grade Talent Show 1:01:23 – The 7th Grade "Boyfriend" Catastrophe: Off-Beat the Entire Time