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dating lore pt. 2
April 6, 2026·1h 0m·ep. 9
what we talk about in this episode
Hi Daughters! Your crazy dating stories were so good we needed to make a part 2. From spending the night in a pimped out short bus to date stacking in europe, our daughters have seen it all! Enoy more dating lore.✨
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Chapters
0:00 – Welcome back, daughters
1:57 – She spent the night in his pimped out short bus
6:03 – Tiana's gym date invited her to a Molly party
9:43 – The "hey diva" test every man needs to pass
12:12 – 4 perfect dates, a Europe trip, and a "keep shining" breakup text
22:48 – Date stacking is real and being trusting doesn't make you gullible
27:00 – Performative Brooklyn males are literally Mockingjays
28:48 – "Never trust a man with scoliosis" and other unhinged closing arguments
30:57 – He pulled it out on the couch next to her mom AND her grandma
35:43 – The community theater magician with the micropenis
41:29 – He called her man-hating because she thinks PTA is overrated
44:13 – "He has a good relationship with his mom" is NOT a green flag
48:19 – The conservative who markets women's lingerie as humanitarian work
53:08 – The silent stand-up class guy who kissed like a metronome
59:11 – Love you, daughters
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